{"id":2544,"date":"2004-05-30T06:06:01","date_gmt":"2004-05-30T20:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/30\/us-secretly-run-by-ninja\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T10:54:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T18:54:30","slug":"us-secretly-run-by-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/30\/us-secretly-run-by-ninja\/","title":{"rendered":"US secretly run by NINJA!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10922,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/wcitymike\\\/112372.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/wcitymike\\\/112372.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s true! It&#8217;s true!<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the proof &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/05\/graphics\/kung_fu_donald_rumsfeld.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/05\/graphics\/kung_fu_donald_rumsfeld-tm.jpg\" height=\"309\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Kung Fu Donald Rumsfeld!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/wcitymike\/112372.html\" title=\"Mike's Link Blog\">Mike<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Eddie&#8217;s Teddy&#8221; by Meat Loaf\/Company from the album <em>Rocky Horror Show, The<\/em> (1974, 2:58).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true! It&#8217;s true! And here&#8217;s the proof!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[6,14],"class_list":["post-2544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-humor","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}