{"id":2579,"date":"2004-06-10T17:04:33","date_gmt":"2004-06-11T07:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/10\/ducks-in-the-city\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T13:49:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T21:49:48","slug":"ducks-in-the-city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/10\/ducks-in-the-city\/","title":{"rendered":"Ducks in the city"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10839,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/honda-acura.net\\\/forums\\\/showthread.php?t=138524&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20100706013423\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.honda-acura.net\\\/forums\\\/showthread.php?t=138524&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 09:10:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 09:10:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>What happens when a family of ducks takes a walk through the city?<\/p>\n<p>In this case, an <a href=\"http:\/\/honda-acura.net\/forums\/showthread.php?t=138524\" title=\"saddest thing ever...\">unfortunate (but amusing) tragedy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;ToriMix v2&#8221; by Various Artists from the album <em>Difficult Listening Hour<\/em> (1999, 46:37).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when a family of ducks takes a walk through the city? In this case, an unfortunate (but amusing) tragedy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,39],"class_list":["post-2579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}