{"id":259,"date":"2001-11-14T18:42:25","date_gmt":"2001-11-15T02:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=259"},"modified":"2019-11-26T08:06:15","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T16:06:15","slug":"please-pretty-please-with-muppets-on-top","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/11\/14\/please-pretty-please-with-muppets-on-top\/","title":{"rendered":"Please? Pretty please? With Muppets on top?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16750,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.timelife.com\\\/is-bin\\\/INTERSHOP.enfinity\\\/eCS\\\/Store\\\/en\\\/-\\\/USD\\\/DisplayProductInformation-Start;%24sid%24O_bthzvzL9HIs92jeBLg2gIubdrpVptp?ProductSKU=15837&amp;Origin=MSBXX&amp;Promo=c&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/comingsoon.markmonitor.com&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>If any of you kind souls out there who check this page (yes&#8230;all five of you) could find it within your heart to do so, I&#8217;ve found my perfect Christmas grovel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timelife.com\/is-bin\/INTERSHOP.enfinity\/eCS\/Store\/en\/-\/USD\/DisplayProductInformation-Start;%24sid%24O_bthzvzL9HIs92jeBLg2gIubdrpVptp?ProductSKU=15837&amp;Origin=MSBXX&amp;Promo=c\" title=\"&quot;Time\/Life Video: The Complete Best of the Muppet Show Collection\">The Best of the Muppets!!!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s a bit pricey. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m grovelling. Really grovelling. I&#8217;m actually on my knees right now. It&#8217;s a little hard to type, but it&#8217;s worth it. As an added bonus, if I get this from someone, I&#8217;ll pay to have one of your shoes shipped down here and I&#8217;ll plant a big ol&#8217; sloppy kiss on it &#8212; close as I can get to kissing your feet &#8212; then ship it back. Really.<\/p>\n<p>Please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s a bit pricey. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m grovelling. Really grovelling. I&#8217;m actually on my knees right now. It&#8217;s a little hard to type, but it&#8217;s worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}