{"id":2590,"date":"2004-06-15T19:12:43","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T09:12:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/16\/theyre-legal\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T13:53:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T21:53:26","slug":"theyre-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/15\/theyre-legal\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re legal!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10799,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/images.google.com\\\/images?q=mary-kate+ashley+olsen&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;hl=en&amp;btnG=Google+Search&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/images.google.com\\\/search?q=mary-kate+ashley+olsen&amp;tbm=isch&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10800,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.mercurynews.com\\\/mld\\\/mercurynews\\\/entertainment\\\/gossip\\\/8919954.htm?1c&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20051113072351\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.mercurynews.com:80\\\/mld\\\/mercurynews\\\/entertainment\\\/gossip\\\/8919954.htm?1c&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 08:54:58&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-08 07:32:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 11:30:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-25 07:49:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-01 01:06:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-01 01:06:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=mary-kate+ashley+olsen&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;hl=en&amp;btnG=Google+Search\" title=\"Google Image search for 'mary-kate ashley olsen'\">Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/mld\/mercurynews\/entertainment\/gossip\/8919954.htm?1c\" title=\"They're Legal!\">turned eighteen<\/a> on the 13th.<\/p>\n<p>How <em>did<\/em> I miss that little milestone?<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;I Must Increase My Bust (MNO)&#8221; by Lords of Acid from the album <em>I Must Increase My Bust<\/em> (1992, 4:34).<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait, that song choice might be in bad taste. Let&#8217;s try this again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Pussy (Hit it Hard Hit it Quick)&#8221; by Lords of Acid from the album <em>Lords of Acid vs.\u00a0Detroit<\/em> (2001, 3:42).<\/p>\n<p>Hmm. That one&#8217;s not much better, is it?<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;People Are Still Having Sex (Remix)&#8221; by La Tour from the album <em>La Tour<\/em> (1991, 6:11).<\/p>\n<p>I just can&#8217;t seem to come up with a fitting song for this post&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;(She&#8217;s) Sexy + 17&#8221; by Stray Cats from the album <em>Living in Oblivion Vol. 1<\/em> (1983, 3:31).<\/p>\n<p>Nope, that&#8217;s a bit late now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;No Sex Until Marriage (Pre-Matrimonial Climax)&#8221; by Ave Maria from the album <em>Technorave 3: Technomania<\/em> (1992, 6:03).<\/p>\n<p>Hmm. Well, I guess that will have to do.<\/p>\n<p>;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned eighteen yesterday. How did I miss that little milestone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,39],"class_list":["post-2590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}