{"id":2608,"date":"2004-06-20T15:34:17","date_gmt":"2004-06-21T05:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/20\/mustve-been-a-slow-news-day\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T15:01:15","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T23:01:15","slug":"mustve-been-a-slow-news-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/20\/mustve-been-a-slow-news-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Must&#8217;ve been a slow news day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10739,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/news.bbc.co.uk\\\/1\\\/hi\\\/health\\\/3816279.stm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060411193459\\\/http:\\\/\\\/news.bbc.co.uk:80\\\/1\\\/hi\\\/health\\\/3816279.stm&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/news.bbc.co.uk\\\/2\\\/hi\\\/health\\\/3816279.stm&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/health\/3816279.stm\" title=\"Children 'can open pill bottles'\">From the BBC<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Up to one in five toddlers can open medicine bottles and chemical containers, even if they have child-resistant tops, safety experts warn.<\/p>\n<p>  The Child Accident Prevention Trust stressed parents should store potentially dangerous products safely.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From what I&#8217;ve seen, children are often the <em>only ones<\/em> who can open those damn bottles without the Jaws of Life.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;White Love (Psychic Masturbation)&#8221; by One Dove from the album <em>Platinum on Black, Vol. 1<\/em> (1993, 6:52).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Up to one in five toddlers can open medicine bottles and chemical containers, even if they have child-resistant tops, safety experts warn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}