{"id":2611,"date":"2004-06-21T17:02:06","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T07:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/21\/i-think-i-saw-a-porno-like-that-once\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T15:01:53","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T23:01:53","slug":"i-think-i-saw-a-porno-like-that-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/21\/i-think-i-saw-a-porno-like-that-once\/","title":{"rendered":"I think I saw a porno like that once"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10734,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/m15m\\\/2237.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20051208070702\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com:80\\\/community\\\/m15m\\\/2237.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 08:17:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 08:17:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10735,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/m15m&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20051219051635\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com:80\\\/community\\\/m15m\\\/?&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 08:17:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 08:17:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10736,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.ryanwaddell.com\\\/archives\\\/2004\\\/06\\\/21\\\/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-in-15-minutes&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Not <em>quite<\/em> as good as <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/05\/troy_in_15_minu.html\" title=\"Troy in 15 Minutes\">Troy in 15 Minutes<\/a>, but very nearly so, and still damn funny: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/m15m\/2237.html\" title=\"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes\">Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 Minutes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>The Shrieking Shack<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>  RON: Help! Help!<\/p>\n<p>  HARRY: We&#8217;re coming, Ron!<\/p>\n<p>  RON: Don&#8217;t help! Don&#8217;t help! It&#8217;s a trap!<\/p>\n<p>  HARRY: <em>eye roll<\/em><\/p>\n<p>  BIG BLACK DOG: <em>turns into Sirius Black<\/em><\/p>\n<p>  HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you&#8217;ll have to kill us first!<\/p>\n<p>  HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON&#8217;S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!<\/p>\n<p>  LOTR FANS: What are you, new?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And as it turns out, Cleo&#8217;s had such success with her &#8216;&#8230;in Fifteen Minutes&#8217; series that there&#8217;s now a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/m15m\/\" title=\"m15m\">m15m LiveJournal community<\/a> dedicated to them. Worth keeping an eye on!<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ryanwaddell.com\/archives\/2004\/06\/21\/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-in-15-minutes\/\" title=\"Ryan's Rantin: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 Minutes!\">Ryan<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Tide is Turning, The&#8221; by Company from the album <em>The Wall Live in Berlin<\/em> (1990, 7:21).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOTR FANS: What are you, new?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,587,6],"class_list":["post-2611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-film","tag-harry-potter","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}