A plane is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but there are only four parachutes.<\/p>\n
The first passenger says: “I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.”<\/p>\n
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.<\/p>\n
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”<\/p>\n
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.<\/p>\n
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: “I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”<\/p>\n
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.<\/p>\n
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: “I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”<\/p>\n
To this the little boy says: “Don’t fret old man. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag.”<\/p>\n