{"id":2622,"date":"2004-06-27T04:20:36","date_gmt":"2004-06-27T18:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/27\/bjrk\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T15:10:47","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T23:10:47","slug":"bjrk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/27\/bjrk\/","title":{"rendered":"Bj\u00f6rk!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/06\/graphics\/troll_doll.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/06\/graphics\/troll_doll-tm.jpg\" height=\"127\" width=\"100\" alt=\"Troll Doll\" \/><\/a> + <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/06\/graphics\/gelfling.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/06\/graphics\/gelfling-tm.jpg\" height=\"74\" width=\"100\" alt=\"Gelfling\" \/><\/a> = <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/06\/graphics\/bjork.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/06\/graphics\/bjork-tm.jpg\" height=\"119\" width=\"100\" alt=\"Bjork\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love <a href=\"http:\/\/phobos.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewArtist?artistId=889708\" title=\"Bj\u00f6rk\">Bj\u00f6rk<\/a>&#8216;s music, and I think she&#8217;s gorgeous. But this is <em>always<\/em> what I&#8217;ve thought she looked like: a cross between a Troll Doll and a Gelfling.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Violently Happy&#8221; by Bj\u00f6rk from the album <em>Debut<\/em> (1993, 4:59).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love Bj&ouml;ork&#8217;s music, and I think she&#8217;s gorgeous. But this is <em>always<\/em> what I&#8217;ve thought she looked like: a cross between a Troll Doll and a Gelfling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2035],"tags":[2356,80],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}