{"id":2631,"date":"2004-06-30T04:49:32","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T18:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/30\/tech-support-porn\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T15:17:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T23:17:12","slug":"tech-support-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/06\/30\/tech-support-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Tech Support Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The job market just keeps getting wierder. Consider <a href=\"http:\/\/portland.craigslist.org\/tch\/34966276.html\" title=\"Are you a tech girl?\">this Portland Craigslist job posting<\/a>, for instance&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Seeking qualified tech girls for specialized phone hostess positions.<\/p>\n<p>  Requirements:<\/p>\n<p>  You must be over 18.<br>\n  You can be described as a &#8220;Tech Girl&#8221;, &#8220;Geek Chick&#8221; or &#8220;Network Ops Cutie&#8221;.<br>\n  You need a pleasant speaking voice and able to talk &#8220;tech&#8221;.<br>\n  Calls can become sensual so you need to be ok with that.<br>\n  A fully clothed photo for our web site, although exhibitionists are preferred.<br>\n  Be willing to take calls from those who find your certifications very sexy.<\/p>\n<p>  Please see our web site for more information: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.askthetechgirl.com\/\">http:\/\/www.askthetechgirl.com\/<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s a devious, if sad, brilliance in this.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingpositive.net\/sp06092004.shtml\" title=\"June 9, 2004\">Something Positive<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Going to California&#8221; by Led Zeppelin from the album <em>IV<\/em> (1971, 3:35).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The job market just keeps getting wierder. Consider this Portland Craigslist job posting, for instance&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6,58],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}