{"id":2646,"date":"2004-07-06T16:31:30","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T06:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/07\/06\/a-porn-that-needs-to-be-made\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T16:34:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T00:34:17","slug":"a-porn-that-needs-to-be-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/07\/06\/a-porn-that-needs-to-be-made\/","title":{"rendered":"A porn that needs to be made"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10650,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.somethingpositive.net\\\/sp06092004.shtml&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.somethingpositive.net\\\/sp06092004.shtml&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10651,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.nerdrotica.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Last week, I pointed to an unusual job listing for a combination tech support and phone sex website. I found the link through Something Positive, one of the few web comics I read on a regular basis.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingpositive.net\/sp06092004.shtml\" title=\"S*P (Start here, then keep clicking 'Next Comic')\">current storyline<\/a> on S&#42;P involves Aubrey (one of the main characters) getting all fired up about this idea and starting her own geek chat porn site.<\/p>\n<p>I just found out that her site actually exists. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerdrotica.com\/\" title=\"Nerdrotica\">Nerdrotica<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>And sure, I already tossed this into my linklog, but what prompted a fuller post was this bit from Nerdrotica&#8217;s &#8220;Videos&#8221; page&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  We currently offer a set of original short erotic movies to customers. These movies cover a wide range of interests and tastes. Whether you&#8217;d like to see our suggestive historical recreation of Sir Isaac Newton discovering gravity when his lover, Apple, shows him what goes up must go down, down&#8230; all the way down, or our frightening yet enticing tale of H.P. Lovesnatch and the Call of Clitulhu, we&#8217;ll think you&#8217;ll be more than pleased.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>H.P. Lovesnatch and the Call of Clitulhu.<\/p>\n<p>That movie <em>so<\/em> needs to be made.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Bodies&#8221; by Project Pitchfork from the album <em>Zillo Jubil\u00e4ums Compilation 1989-1994<\/em> (1994, 4:30).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We currently offer a set of original short erotic movies to customers. These movies cover a wide range of interests and tastes. Whether you&#8217;d like to see our suggestive historical recreation of Sir Isaac Newton discovering gravity when his lover, Apple, shows him what goes up must go down, down&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}