{"id":2648,"date":"2004-07-07T12:41:08","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T02:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/07\/07\/step-right-up-get-yer-tickets-here\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T16:34:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T00:34:54","slug":"step-right-up-get-yer-tickets-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/07\/07\/step-right-up-get-yer-tickets-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Step right up! Get yer tickets here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The automated systems that create the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/\" title=\"Google News\">Google News<\/a> pages occasionally make some rather odd decisions when combining headlines with summaries&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/07\/graphics\/brandotickets.gif\" width=\"433\" height=\"168\" alt=\"Tickets to Brando's cremation?\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Somehow, that&#8217;s an event that I wouldn&#8217;t expect tickets to be sold for, let alone being sold out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The automated systems that create the Google News pages occasionally make some rather odd decisions when combining headlines with summaries&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}