{"id":2680,"date":"2004-07-16T01:26:46","date_gmt":"2004-07-16T15:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/07\/16\/yawn\/"},"modified":"2019-12-10T16:49:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T00:49:17","slug":"yawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/07\/16\/yawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Yawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>While I&#8217;m sure it wouldn&#8217;t be that bad if I did this every day, when I&#8217;m used to closing the store down at 9pm and going to bed around 2am, getting up at 5am to <em>open<\/em> the store in the morning &#8212; especially after working the usual closing shift the night before &#8212; is <em>not<\/em> very fun.<\/p>\n<p>What kind of hyperactive overachiever needs to make copies at <em>7 in the verschluggin morning<\/em> anyway? Don&#8217;t you people <em>sleep<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>Okay. Just had to get that out of my system. On the bright side, I&#8217;ll be bustin&#8217; out of here at 3 in the afternoon today, which isn&#8217;t entirely bad, even if all I&#8217;m going to want to do when I get home is take a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m sure it wouldn&#8217;t be that bad if I did this every day, when I&#8217;m used to closing the store down at 9pm and going to bed around 2am, getting up at 5am to open the store in the morning &mdash; especially after working the usual closing shift the night before &mdash; is not very fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}