{"id":2727,"date":"2004-08-05T04:32:39","date_gmt":"2004-08-05T18:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/05\/tigger-cleared-of-all-charges\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T07:46:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T15:46:00","slug":"tigger-cleared-of-all-charges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/05\/tigger-cleared-of-all-charges\/","title":{"rendered":"Tigger cleared of all charges"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10433,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.local6.com\\\/news\\\/3616080\\\/detail.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.clickorlando.com\\\/news\\\/3616080\\\/detail.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>In a recent trial in Florida, a Disney employee was found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.local6.com\/news\/3616080\/detail.html\" title=\"'Tigger' Found Not Guilty of Molesting Girl\">not guilty of fondling a 13 year old girl<\/a> while posing in a Tigger costume for photographs. My favorite part of the article was a series of photos in which the defense attorney tried on a Tigger costume in order to demonstrate how difficult it can be to know exactly where one&#8217;s hands are placed while suited up. The photos are priceless&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tigger1.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" alt=\"Book him, Dan-o\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Book him, Dan-o.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tigger2.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" alt=\"Tigger being arrested\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This creep&#8217;s been pouncing on people all over the Hundred Acre Wood again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tigger3.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" alt=\"Check everywhere\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! Is the full-body cavity search <em>really<\/em> necessary, guys?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tigger4.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" alt=\"I'm innocent!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tigger pleaded innocent, claiming that pouncing is &#8220;what Tiggers do best!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tigger5.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" alt=\"The Tigger macarena\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After being let go with a warning, the courtroom quickly cleared as Tigger celebrated by performing the Macarena.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Macarena (Mezcla Guerrillera)&#8221; by Los Del Rio from the album <em>Macarena Non Stop<\/em> (1996, 5:36).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent trial in Florida, a Disney employee was found not guilty of fondling a 13 year old girl while posing in a Tigger costume for photographs. My favorite part of the article was a series of photos in which the defense attorney tried on a Tigger costume in order to demonstrate how difficult it can be to know exactly where one&#8217;s hands are placed while suited up. The photos are priceless&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}