{"id":2735,"date":"2004-08-09T19:00:26","date_gmt":"2004-08-10T09:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/10\/movie-scenes-that-need-to-be-made\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T07:51:01","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T15:51:01","slug":"movie-scenes-that-need-to-be-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/09\/movie-scenes-that-need-to-be-made\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie scenes that need to be made"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>From an IM conversation between Prairie and I tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Prairie: (has a sudden mental image of a cat fight in a porn store that really makes her laugh)<\/p>\n<p>  Me: (laughs) now <em>that<\/em> could be entertaining<\/p>\n<p>  Prairie: all the things to reach for to hit the other girl with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Me: (laughs) now there&#8217;s a fight scene that needs to be made!<\/p>\n<p>  Prairie: haha&#8211;two girls whopping each other with dildos&#8230; it&#8217;s been made, but they call it S&amp;M porn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Me: somehow, I could see Quentin Tarantino having a <em>blast<\/em> putting that fight in one of his films<\/p>\n<p>  Prairie: oooh&#8211;no kidding! that would work great in one of his movies!<\/p>\n<p>  Me: if only I had his e-mail address&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Prairie: &#8220;Dear Mr.\u00a0Tarrantino, Could you please put a scene in your next movie where two women fight in a porn store, preferably with lots of dildos lying about, and ending when one strangles the other with a feather boa after shoving a thong into her mouth so she can&#8217;t scream? Thanks.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Then, later, after discussing how she was staying up later than usual (benefits to summer vacation time when one lives on a school year schedule)&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Prairie: haha&#8211;yeah, I do tend to stay up a little later when in Seattle &#8212; but when I&#8217;m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am <em>such<\/em> a sucker for someone with a good dark sense of humor. :)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;So Happy Birthday&#8221; by Anderson, Laurie from the album <em>United States Live<\/em> (1984, 6:23).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&hellip;when I&#8217;m at home it takes a conversation about brutally beating another woman with a blow-up doll to keep me up this late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,16],"class_list":["post-2735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}