{"id":2738,"date":"2004-08-10T05:56:28","date_gmt":"2004-08-10T19:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/10\/when-i-die\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T07:52:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T15:52:21","slug":"when-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/10\/when-i-die\/","title":{"rendered":"When I die\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tombstone-blogging.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tombstone-blogging-tm.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"400\" alt=\"I'm blogging this\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(from the <a href=\"http:\/\/tombstone.dogcrap.net\/tombstone.php\" title=\"Tombstone Generator\">Tombstone Generator<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.scripting.com\/2004\/08\/10#When:10:57:34AM\" title=\"My tombstone\">Dave<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Or, of course, there&#8217;s the <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/would_you_buy_t.html\" title=\"Would you buy this shirt?\">ever popular<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tombstone-laid.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/tombstone-laid-tm.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"400\" alt=\"I'm just here to get laid\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Atom Bomb (Atomix 6)&#8221; by Fluke from the album <em>Atom Bomb<\/em> (1996, 5:33).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amusing tombstones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}