{"id":2754,"date":"2004-08-16T17:57:48","date_gmt":"2004-08-17T07:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/16\/costco-caskets\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T07:57:36","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T15:57:36","slug":"costco-caskets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/16\/costco-caskets\/","title":{"rendered":"Costco Caskets?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10387,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\\\/local\\\/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&amp;slug=Costco%20Caskets&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.seattlepi.com\\\/local\\\/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>This is just silly: in case you&#8217;re looking to save a few bucks while shopping for the latest death in the family, you can now pick up <a href=\"http:\/\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\/local\/aplocal_story.asp?category=6420&amp;slug=Costco%20Caskets\" title=\"Costco begins test marketing caskets\">coffins at Costco<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No word in the article on whether you get a discount while buying in bulk (handy for the up-and-coming serial killer, I&#8217;m sure).<\/p>\n<p>As Prairie asked, can you <em>get<\/em> any more white trash than this? Me, I&#8217;d love to see a shopping list with &#8220;coffin for Grandma&#8221; sandwiched in between a case of WD-40 and bulk order of breakfast cereal for the kids.<\/p>\n<p>Either that, or just go in and shop for a casket and a bundle of wooden (tent) stakes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Genocide (Original)&#8221; by Euphoria from the album <em>Best of Rave, The Vol. 3<\/em> (1992, 4:20).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just silly: in case you&#8217;re looking to save a few bucks while shopping for the latest death in the family, you can now pick up coffins at Costco.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-2754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}