{"id":2758,"date":"2004-08-20T16:09:21","date_gmt":"2004-08-21T06:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/20\/lets-do-the-time-warp-again\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T07:59:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T15:59:44","slug":"lets-do-the-time-warp-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/20\/lets-do-the-time-warp-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s do the time warp again\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>Oh, how I <em>wish<\/em> this were true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/temporallybroken-closeup.jpg\" title=\"The 4th floor elevator door is temporally broken.\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/08\/graphics\/temporallybroken.jpg\" height=\"500\" width=\"400\" alt=\"The 4th floor elevator door is temporally broken.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I would so love living in a building when after riding the elevator to the 4th floor, you got off and asked, not where you were, but <em>when<\/em> you were.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s nothing more than an amusing typo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Lullaby (Extended)&#8221; by Cure, The from the album <em>Mixed Up<\/em> (1989, 7:45).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would so love living in a building when after riding the elevator to the 4th floor, you got off and asked, not where you were, but when you were. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m afraid it&#8217;s nothing more than an amusing typo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,27],"class_list":["post-2758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}