{"id":2759,"date":"2004-08-20T16:20:47","date_gmt":"2004-08-21T06:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/20\/its-only-a-matter-of-time\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T07:59:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T15:59:48","slug":"its-only-a-matter-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/08\/20\/its-only-a-matter-of-time\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s only a matter of time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Citing an unstable political climate, proven stockpiles of chemical and nuclear weapons, a rigidly government-controlled media, and the need to confront emerging threats in a timely fashion, President George W. Bush announced today that the United States has launched a full-scale invasion of the United States.<\/p>\n<p>(from <a href=\"http:\/\/leray.us\/nukem\/\" title=\"One HECKUVA fun place!\">Karl<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>iTunes:<\/strong> &#8220;Condensers&#8221; by Goldenthal, Elliot from the album <em>Heat<\/em> (1995, 2:34).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Citing an unstable political climate, proven stockpiles of chemical and nuclear weapons, a rigidly government-controlled media, and the need to confront emerging threats in a timely fashion, President George W. Bush announced today that the United States has launched a full-scale invasion of the United States.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2042],"tags":[6,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}