{"id":2810,"date":"2004-09-19T10:12:47","date_gmt":"2004-09-20T00:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/09\/19\/my-life-at-age-11\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T09:10:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T17:10:25","slug":"my-life-at-age-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/09\/19\/my-life-at-age-11\/","title":{"rendered":"My Life (at age 11)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-01-tm.jpg\" height=\"250\" width=\"400\" alt=\"My Life by Mike Hanscom\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My Life by Mike Hanscom<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-02-tm.jpg\" height=\"247\" width=\"400\" alt=\"My name is Mike Hanscom. I was born in Indianapolis, Indiana on May 3rd, 1973.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My name is Mike Hanscom. I was born in Indianapolis, Indiana on May 3<sup>rd<\/sup>, 1973. (&#8220;WAAAAAAA&#8221; &#8220;My baby! I&#8217;ll call him Mike!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-03-tm.jpg\" height=\"250\" width=\"400\" alt=\"When I was 3 years old my hyperactive baby brother was born. His name is Kevin.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I was 3 years old my hyperactive baby brother was born. His name is Kevin. (&#8220;WAAAAAAA&#8221; &#8220;Another one! And he&#8217;s hyperactive! I&#8217;ll call him Kevin!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-04.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-04-tm.jpg\" height=\"249\" width=\"400\" alt=\"I have been taken out of school early 2 years in a row! Once for an early vacation and once for my grandfathers funeral. I hope I am taken out early this year also.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have been taken out of school early 2 years in a row! Once for an early vacation and once for my grandfathers funeral. I hope I am taken out early this year also.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-05.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-05-tm.jpg\" height=\"248\" width=\"400\" alt=\"I am currently a 6th grader in Mr. Buesselers class at Scenic Park School. I am 11 years old and I still have a hyperactive younger brother. My current hobbies are reading, building models, reading, playing Intellivision, and reading.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am currently a 6<sup>th<\/sup> grader in Mr. Buesselers class at Scenic Park School. I am 11 years old and I still have a hyperactive younger brother. My current hobbies are reading, building models, reading, playing Intellivision, and reading.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-06-tm.jpg\" height=\"250\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Next year I will be going to Wendler Junior High School. I might go to college in Hawaii.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next year I will be going to Wendler Junior High School. I might go to college in Hawaii. (&#8220;More homework!&#8221; &#8220;Welcome Hawaii!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-07.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-07-tm.jpg\" height=\"250\" width=\"400\" alt=\"I don't know what I want to be. Over the years I have wanted to be everything from a steamroller driver to the President. Now I would like to be an expert computer programmer.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what I want to be. Over the years I have wanted to be everything from a steamroller driver to the President. Now I would like to be an expert computer programmer.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-08.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-08-tm.jpg\" height=\"253\" width=\"400\" alt=\"I would like to marry a girl who shares the same interests as I do. Mostly, I guess I'd like to marry a girl who wants to marry me. I'd like to have two kids, maybe three. I would not like a dozen kids!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I would like to marry a girl who shares the same interests as I do. Mostly, I guess I&#8217;d like to marry a girl who wants to marry me. I&#8217;d like to have two kids, maybe three. I would not like a dozen kids! (&#8220;I now pronounce you man and wife!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-09-tm.jpg\" height=\"249\" width=\"400\" alt=\"When I get older, I would like to get into the Book of World Records with my friend Royce Williams for collecting the most Bloom County comic strips.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I get older, I would like to get into the Book of World Records with my friend Royce Williams for collecting the most Bloom County comic strips.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/09\/graphics\/mylife-10-tm.jpg\" height=\"249\" width=\"400\" alt=\"When I die, I'd like to start a family tradition of when someone dies, their ashes are put in a box and stored in a small hut behind our house.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I die, I&#8217;d like to start a family tradition of when someone dies, their ashes are put in a box and stored in a small hut behind our house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Life, by Mike Hanscom, age 11<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}