{"id":2839,"date":"2004-09-30T03:05:33","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T17:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/09\/30\/debate-rules\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T09:21:51","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T17:21:51","slug":"debate-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/09\/30\/debate-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Debate rules"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just overheard on KEXP<\/a>, during a momentary digression to talk about tonight’s presidential debate…<\/p>\n

\n “You’ll be happy to know that the podiums are lucite, clear. So there won’t be anybody scratching their balls during this debate.”<\/p>\n

(long pause)<\/p>\n

“Did you just say what I think you did?”<\/p>\n

“Yup.”<\/p>\n

“I don’t know if you can say that!”<\/p>\n

“Oops! I hope the boss wasn’t listening.”<\/p>\n

“We crossed a line. I didn’t know there were any left.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— Cheryl<\/a> and John<\/a><\/p>\n

Incidentally, they’re in the midst of their pledge drive<\/a>. If you don’t listen to KEXP yet (and you don’t even have to live in Seattle, thanks to the miracle of streaming audio), you should…and if you do, toss ’em a few dollars. I just did. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You’ll be happy to know that the podiums are lucite, clear. So there won’t be anybody scratching their balls during this debate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2042],"tags":[6,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}