{"id":2849,"date":"2004-10-03T07:47:16","date_gmt":"2004-10-03T21:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/03\/i-so-need-this-toy\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T09:36:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T17:36:26","slug":"i-so-need-this-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/03\/i-so-need-this-toy\/","title":{"rendered":"I so need this toy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10101,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.palisadestoys.com\\\/AlienSection\\\/FHPlushPhotos.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20041125040545\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.palisadestoys.com:80\\\/AlienSection\\\/FHPlushPhotos.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 01:04:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 01:04:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10102,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.suncoast.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/10\/graphics\/facehugger.jpg\" height=\"150\" width=\"120\" alt=\"Plush Facehugger\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I came so close to blowing some money just a few minutes ago &#8212; if this wasn&#8217;t rent week, I probably would have.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palisadestoys.com\/AlienSection\/FHPlushPhotos.html\" title=\"Plush Alien Facehugger\">plush Alien Facehugger<\/a> available now (I saw it at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suncoast.com\/\" title=\"Suncoast\">Suncoast<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Plush.<\/p>\n<p>Facehugger.<\/p>\n<p>It even has wires run through the fingers and tail to make it posable (huggable?). Cuddle up to it, or wrap it around your skull.<\/p>\n<p>Creepy. Eerie. Deadly. Cute. Cuddly.<\/p>\n<p>I want!<\/p>\n<p>Update: Hey, mom, dad &#8212; babies like plush animals, right? Think this would make a good first Christmas present for Noah? ;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941.10000002&#38;subid=0&#38;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;bids=78941.10000002&#38;subid=0&#38;type=4&#38;gridnum=-1\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941&#38;type=3&#38;subid=0&#38;tmpid=1826&#38;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBeborn Beton%2526albumTerm=Tales From Another World%2526songTerm=Mantrap: The Seduction%26partnerId%3D30\">Mantrap: The Seduction<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941&#38;type=3&#38;subid=0&#38;tmpid=1826&#38;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBeborn Beton%26partnerId%3D30\">Beborn Beton<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941&#38;type=3&#38;subid=0&#38;tmpid=1826&#38;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBeborn Beton%2526albumTerm=Tales From Another World%26partnerId%3D30\">Tales From Another World<\/a><\/em> (1996, 5:00).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came so close to blowing some money just a few minutes ago &mdash; if this wasn&#8217;t rent week, I probably would have. There&#8217;s a plush Alien Facehugger available now (I saw it at Suncoast).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043,2037],"tags":[2235,23,6,39],"class_list":["post-2849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-tv-and-films","tag-alien","tag-film","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}