{"id":2892,"date":"2004-10-19T12:07:50","date_gmt":"2004-10-20T02:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/19\/gonna-need-a-really-big-mop\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T11:42:09","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T19:42:09","slug":"gonna-need-a-really-big-mop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/19\/gonna-need-a-really-big-mop\/","title":{"rendered":"Gonna need a really big mop&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:9051,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRush%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>From a conversation with Kirsten this evening. It started with global warming, and then went seriously off course&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Me: give global warming another few years, I might not whine so much about visiting alaska&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Kirsten: yeah you will<br \/>\n  Kirsten: alaska&#8217;s going to go to shit, especially in the interior, if global warming gets worse, imho<br \/>\n  Kirsten: but until it really starts going, no one will complain<\/p>\n<p>  Me: oh, sure, bring logic and realism into it<br \/>\n  Me: spoilsport<\/p>\n<p>  Kirsten: oh sorry<br \/>\n  Kirsten: i forgot<br \/>\n  Kirsten: until bush gets booted, we can all continue living in a fantasy world<br \/>\n  Kirsten: yay!<br \/>\n  Kirsten: no global warming!<br \/>\n  Kirsten: the war in iraq is peaches baby!<\/p>\n<p>  Me: :laughs<br \/>\n  Me: yup!<br \/>\n  Me: democracy <em>everywhere<\/em><\/p>\n<p>  Kirsten: bush is smart!<br \/>\n  Kirsten: there will be no draft!<br \/>\n  Kirsten: exactly<\/p>\n<p>  Me: it&#8217;s a big ol&#8217; democracy spoogefest<\/p>\n<p>  Kirsten: world peace!<br \/>\n  Kirsten: LOL<br \/>\n  Kirsten: democracy spoogefest<\/p>\n<p>  Me: yeah<\/p>\n<p>  Kirsten: you&#8217;re fucking hilarious<\/p>\n<p>  Me: lol<br \/>\n  Me: a sudden mental image of Bush ejaculating democracy all over the globe<br \/>\n  Me: funny, but disturbing\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ewww. Ha-ha &#8212; but ewww. ;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRush%2526albumTerm=Fly By Night%2526songTerm=By-Tor and the Snow Dog%26partnerId%3D30\">By-Tor and the Snow Dog<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRush%26partnerId%3D30\">Rush<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRush%2526albumTerm=Fly By Night%26partnerId%3D30\">Fly By Night<\/a><\/em> (1975, 8:39).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a conversation with Kirsten this evening. It started with global warming, and then went seriously off course&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}