{"id":2899,"date":"2004-10-22T04:20:49","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T18:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/22\/tight-jeans\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T11:44:38","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T19:44:38","slug":"tight-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/22\/tight-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Tight Jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:10006,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:10007,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/archives\\\/wh-pool-report-what-not-to-wear-024017.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20051101145953\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/archives\\\/wh-pool-report-what-not-to-wear-024017.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 23:49:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 09:49:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 07:19:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 07:19:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I just recently subscribed to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/\" title=\"Wonkette\">Wonkette<\/a> and started reading on a regular basis. One of the things they feature is daily missives from the White House pool of reporters &#8212; brief snippets of the day&#8217;s events, some of which are later turned into full reports, others are left by the wayside. What I&#8217;m really enjoying about a lot of these is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/archives\/wh-pool-report-what-not-to-wear-024017.php\" title=\"What Not to Wear\">off-the-cuff humor<\/a> that keeps popping up&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Flight and motorcade uneventful. Bush was accompanied on AF1 by his daughter Barbara, in tight jeans, and by Dan Bartlett and Karl Rove, who were not wearing tight jeans.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flight and motorcade uneventful. Bush was accompanied on AF1 by his daughter Barbara, in tight jeans, and by Dan Bartlett and Karl Rove, who were not wearing tight jeans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}