{"id":2909,"date":"2004-10-26T03:47:48","date_gmt":"2004-10-26T17:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/26\/youve-gotta-be-kidding-me\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T11:48:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T19:48:12","slug":"youve-gotta-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/10\/26\/youve-gotta-be-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9953,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.cnn.com\\\/2004\\\/ALLPOLITICS\\\/10\\\/25\\\/clinton.monday\\\/index.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260311001022\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.cnn.com\\\/2004\\\/ALLPOLITICS\\\/10\\\/25\\\/clinton.monday\\\/index.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.cnn.com\\\/2004\\\/ALLPOLITICS\\\/10\\\/25\\\/clinton.monday\\\/index.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:9954,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/archives\\\/clintons-contribution-to-the-kerry-campaign-024205.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/archives\\\/clintons-contribution-to-the-kerry-campaign-024205.php&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Who comes up with these headlines?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/ALLPOLITICS\/10\/25\/clinton.monday\/index.html\" title=\"Clinton Pumps Base From the Stump\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Clinton Pumps Base From the Stump\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2004\/10\/graphics\/clintonpumps.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Damn near made me spew my drink all over the computer screen.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/archives\/clintons-contribution-to-the-kerry-campaign-024205.php\" title=\"Clinton's Contribution to the Kerry Campaign\">Wonkette<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who comes up with these headlines? Damn near made me spew my drink all over the computer screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}