{"id":2934,"date":"2004-11-04T05:28:36","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T21:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/11\/04\/works-for-me\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T13:48:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T21:48:50","slug":"works-for-me-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/11\/04\/works-for-me-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Works for me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9881,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/sirriamnis\\\/632509.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/sirriamnis\/632509.html\" title=\"Tequila eats math.\">Mickey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Had a realization about what bugs me about an awful lot of horror with the &#8220;vanity kills&#8221; moral to it. Usually the girl (almost always a girl) is being harassed by her male significant other about how she&#8217;d look better if she lost a few pounds, had bigger tits, etc&#8230; She decides to do something stupid (not unlike a lot of girls in real life) and has horrible retribution visited upon her for <strong>her(?)<\/strong> sin of vanity.<\/p>\n<p>  Just once I&#8217;d like to see the psycho killer show up, hand the girl an entire Sara Lee cheesecake and say, &#8220;Eat up. I&#8217;ll go take care of the asshole for you.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBrox, Victor\/Head, Murray\/Keith, Brian\/Choir%2526albumTerm=Jesus Christ Superstar%2526songTerm=Damned for All Time\/Blood Money%26partnerId%3D30\">Damned for All Time\/Blood Money<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBrox, Victor\/Head, Murray\/Keith, Brian\/Choir%26partnerId%3D30\">Brox, Victor\/Head, Murray\/Keith, Brian\/Choir<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBrox, Victor\/Head, Murray\/Keith, Brian\/Choir%2526albumTerm=Jesus Christ Superstar%26partnerId%3D30\">Jesus Christ Superstar<\/a><\/em> (1970, 5:08).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just once I&#8217;d like to see the psycho killer show up, hand the girl an entire Sara Lee cheesecake and say, &#8216;Eat up. I&#8217;ll go take care of the asshole for you.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,16],"class_list":["post-2934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-film","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}