{"id":2969,"date":"2004-11-22T14:11:06","date_gmt":"2004-11-23T06:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/11\/22\/23rd-psalm-2004-version\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T14:05:59","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T22:05:59","slug":"23rd-psalm-2004-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/11\/22\/23rd-psalm-2004-version\/","title":{"rendered":"23rd Psalm (2004 version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9771,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.hanscomfamily.com\\\/2004\\\/11\\\/22\\\/from_sally_firestone.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.hanscomfamily.com\\\/2004\\\/11\\\/22\\\/from_sally_firestone.php&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.<br \/>\nHe maketh me to lie down on park benches,<br \/>\nHe leadeth me beside the still factories,<br \/>\nHe restoreth my doubts about the Republican party.<br \/>\nHe leadeth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party&#8217;s sake.<br \/>\nYea though no weapons of mass destruction have been<br \/>\nfound, thou continueth to fear evil.<br \/>\nThy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending,<br \/>\nthey do discomfort me.<br \/>\nThou anointeth me with never-ending debt,<br \/>\nAnd my days of savings and assets are all over.<br \/>\nSurely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the<br \/>\ndays of thy administration.<br \/>\nAnd my jobless child shall dwell in my basement<br \/>\nforever.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hanscomfamily.com\/2004\/11\/22\/from_sally_firestone.php\" title=\"From Sally Firestone\">Dad<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLondon Symphony Orchestra%2526albumTerm=Something for Everybody%2526songTerm=Jupiter (Edit) (from The Planets)%26partnerId%3D30\">Jupiter (Edit) (from The Planets)<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLondon Symphony Orchestra%26partnerId%3D30\">London Symphony Orchestra<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLondon Symphony Orchestra%2526albumTerm=Something for Everybody%26partnerId%3D30\">Something for Everybody<\/a><\/em> (1974, 4:37).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[6,14,103],"class_list":["post-2969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-humor","tag-politics","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}