{"id":2984,"date":"2004-12-01T23:13:49","date_gmt":"2004-12-02T15:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/12\/02\/balloon-feather-boat-tomato\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T14:25:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T22:25:20","slug":"balloon-feather-boat-tomato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/12\/01\/balloon-feather-boat-tomato\/","title":{"rendered":"Balloon Feather Boat Tomato"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9712,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.jasonwebley.com\\\/events.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260116184750\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.jasonwebley.com\\\/events.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-21 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03:08:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonwebley.com\/events.html\" title=\"Jason Webley Events\">Jason Webley has updated his site<\/a> with information about his most recent show. He has links up to the photo galleries that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elsewhere.org\/gallery\/Webley-041030?page=1\" title=\"2004\/10\/30\">Josh<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/djwudi\/sets\/29873\/\" title=\"Jason Webley Halloween Show 2004\">I<\/a> have posted (nifty!), plus a few other goodies.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Life of Webley&#8221; animation that opened the show <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonwebley.com\/events.html\" title=\"Jason Webley Events\">can be downloaded<\/a> as a 4.8Mb .wmv file, and he&#8217;s posted the text of the four stories from the evening:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonwebley.com\/etc_balloon2.html\" title=\"The Story of Balloon\">The Story of Balloon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  What is it about holding a balloon that is so magical and familiar? A hand that is holding a balloon is a content, happy hand. Why exactly is that? I&#8217;m sure the scientists and philosophers and marketing people have written dozens of millions of pages about this subject, but I have my own theory.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonwebley.com\/etc_feather.html\" title=\"The Story of Feather\">The Story of Feather<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Feather was a girl who trusted her feet. She ran so light, so fast and so reckless that she never had time to fall and skin her knees. She had big bright eyes filled with bees a-buzzing and long yellow hair that trailed behind her when she ran through the garden. There was always dirt under her fingernails and snot on her chin. But never a scrape on her knees. Because she trusted her feet.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonwebley.com\/etc_boat.html\" title=\"The Story of Boat\">The Story of Boat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Isn&#8217;t it interesting how differently people move through the world? One person walks down the street and everyone he passes immediately likes him and thinks to themselves, &#8216;what a nice pleasant fellow! I should invite him over for dinner!&#8217; But when another person walks down the same street in much the same way, people lock their doors and grumble to themselves, dogs bark, he is met with suspicious glances until eventually someone throws a shoe at him.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonwebley.com\/etc_tomato.html\" title=\"The Story of Tomato\">The Story of Tomato<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Tomato was the most beautiful woman in the world. She never knew her mother, but she never gave that much thought. She was the most beautiful woman in the world and there were always plenty of people around to shower her with attentions and affections.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DWebley, Jason%2526albumTerm=Viaje%2526songTerm=Music That Tears Itself Apart%26partnerId%3D30\">Music That Tears Itself Apart<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DWebley, Jason%26partnerId%3D30\">Webley, Jason<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DWebley, Jason%2526albumTerm=Viaje%26partnerId%3D30\">Viaje<\/a><\/em> (1998, 3:22).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Webley has updated his site with information about his most recent show. 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