{"id":2989,"date":"2004-12-02T10:15:01","date_gmt":"2004-12-03T02:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/12\/02\/raise-the-roof\/"},"modified":"2019-12-11T14:27:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T22:27:54","slug":"raise-the-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/12\/02\/raise-the-roof\/","title":{"rendered":"Raise the roof!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9705,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/profiles.yahoo.com\\\/walkingoctopus&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/profiles.yahoo.com\\\/walkingoctopus&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7225,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVoltaire%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Random silliness over IM tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/profiles.yahoo.com\/walkingoctopus\" title=\"walkingoctopus\">walkingoctopus<\/a>: Shit, I&#8217;m such a technowhore.<\/p>\n<p>  Me: it&#8217;s a good thing in my world<\/p>\n<p>  walkingoctopus: Cam, digicam, mic, five consoles and a handheld&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Me: yikes<br \/>\n  Me: hmm<\/p>\n<p>  walkingoctopus: And none of my consoles are online.<br \/>\n  walkingoctopus: Haha.<\/p>\n<p>  Me: 3 &#8216;puters, webcam, digital camera, scanner, iPod<\/p>\n<p>  walkingoctopus: Hmm.<br \/>\n  walkingoctopus: One computer.<br \/>\n  walkingoctopus: \/me looks around her room.<br \/>\n  walkingoctopus: i&#8217;ll HAVE a sewing machine, that&#8217;s sort of electroncsy.<\/p>\n<p>  Me: &#8220;old skool&#8221; electronic&#8230;sorta<\/p>\n<p>  walkingoctopus: o\/<br \/>\n  walkingoctopus: I&#8217;m so Amish.<\/p>\n<p>  Me: ain&#8217;t no party like an Amish party &#8217;cause an Amish party don&#8217;t stop<br \/>\n  Me: and when they raise the roof, they <em>really<\/em> raise the roof<br \/>\n  Me: barn roof, even\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941.10000002&#38;subid=0&#38;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941&#38;type=3&#38;subid=0&#38;tmpid=1826&#38;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVoltaire%2526albumTerm=Devil's Bris, The%2526songTerm=All the Way Down%26partnerId%3D30\">All the Way Down<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941&#38;type=3&#38;subid=0&#38;tmpid=1826&#38;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVoltaire%26partnerId%3D30\">Voltaire<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&#38;offerid=78941&#38;type=3&#38;subid=0&#38;tmpid=1826&#38;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVoltaire%2526albumTerm=Devil's Bris, The%26partnerId%3D30\">Devil&#8217;s Bris, The<\/a><\/em> (1998, 3:45).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ain&#8217;t no party like an Amish party, &#8217;cause an Amish party don&#8217;t stop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-2989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}