{"id":300,"date":"2002-01-02T16:33:22","date_gmt":"2002-01-03T00:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/01\/02\/fire-your-friends\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T13:49:57","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T21:49:57","slug":"fire-your-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/01\/02\/fire-your-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire your friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More stupid people: <del>Burned at party<\/del>. Okay, so your friend&#8217;s passed out from all the booze he drank at your New Years party. Okay, so the old &#8216;hand-in-a-bowl-of-warm-water&#8217; or &#8216;shaving-cream-on-the-face&#8217; tricks are pretty old. But is dousing his leg in lighter fluid and setting him on fire <em>really<\/em> the best and brightest idea for a prank?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so your friend&#8217;s passed out from all the booze he drank at your New Years party. Okay, so the old &#8216;hand-in-a-bowl-of-warm-water&#8217; or &#8216;shaving-cream-on-the-face&#8217; tricks are pretty old. But is dousing his leg in lighter fluid and setting him on fire really the best and brightest idea for a prank?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}