{"id":3066,"date":"2005-01-10T07:44:23","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T15:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/01\/10\/the-phantom-in-15-minutes\/"},"modified":"2019-12-12T08:18:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-12T16:18:39","slug":"the-phantom-in-15-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/01\/10\/the-phantom-in-15-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Phantom in 15 Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9293,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/m15m\\\/6231.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:9294,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DPovi%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>While she&#8217;s not posting much at the moment due to work on a book, Cleolinda Jones has graced us with another Movies in 15 Minutes parody: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/m15m\/6231.html\" title=\"The Phantom of the Opera\">The Phantom of the Opera<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  VOICE FROM THE DAA\u00c9 TOMB: Christine! Come to me!<\/p>\n<p>  CHRISTINE: Daddy? Is that you?<\/p>\n<p>  VOICE FROM THE DAA\u00c9 TOMB: &#8230;Sure, if that&#8217;s your kink.<\/p>\n<p>  &#91;Raoul rides up, leaps off his white charger, and tosses his hair urgently.&#93;<\/p>\n<p>  RAOUL: Christine! That&#8217;s not your dad! That&#8217;s just the Phantom!<\/p>\n<p>  VOICE FROM THE DAA\u00c9 TOMB: NO IT&#8217;S NOT! I&#8217;M TOTALLY HER DAD! DADDY LOVES YOU, CHRISTINE!<\/p>\n<p>  RAOUL: Oh, COME ON, Christine! You hung out with this guy! You fell in love with his stupid voice! You ought to be able to recognize it!<\/p>\n<p>  CHRISTINE: Well, it does sound kind of familiar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  RAOUL: And you saw his face, right?<\/p>\n<p>  CHRISTINE: Well&#8230; yeah&#8230; I mean&#8230; he bears kind of a passing resemblance to my father&#8230; I mean, aside from the giant Sunburn of Doom&#8230; He really looked like my dad when we were singing about the Music of the Night and he was running his hands all over me.<\/p>\n<p>  RAOUL: YOU ARE WRONG IN THE HEAD.<\/p>\n<p>  THE PHANTOM: I KEEL YOU, FABIO!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even without having seen the movie adaptation, I know the story well enough to get the jokes in here. Quite cute (and with that many mentions of breasts, I just might have a reason to see the movie after all&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DPovi%2526albumTerm=Plastic Compilation Vol. III%2526songTerm=Dragonflies (&#220;berzone's Strapped to Your Bed)%26partnerId%3D30\">Dragonflies (&#220;berzone&#8217;s Strapped to Your Bed)<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DPovi%26partnerId%3D30\">Povi<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DPovi%2526albumTerm=Plastic Compilation Vol. III%26partnerId%3D30\">Plastic Compilation Vol. III<\/a><\/em> (1999, 4:09).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While she&#8217;s not posting much at the moment due to work on a book, Cleolinda Jones has graced us with another Movies in 15 Minutes parody: The Phantom of the Opera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,6,2605],"class_list":["post-3066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-film","tag-humor","tag-the-phantom-of-the-opera"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}