{"id":3121,"date":"2005-02-05T09:21:11","date_gmt":"2005-02-05T17:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/05\/naked-robbery-warning\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T08:52:14","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T16:52:14","slug":"naked-robbery-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/05\/naked-robbery-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked robbery warning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9024,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.snopes.com\\\/humor\\\/jokes\\\/windshield.asp&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.snopes.com\\\/humor\\\/jokes\\\/windshield.asp&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>WARNING:<\/p>\n<p>A scam is being pulled, mainly on older men.<\/p>\n<p>What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.<\/p>\n<p>They are very good at this: They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t able to find them on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>(via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/humor\/jokes\/windshield.asp\" title=\"Urban Legends Reference Pages: Humor (My Unfair Lady)\">Urban Legends Reference Pages<\/a>, because apparently some people can&#8217;t figure out that this is a joke)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WARNING: A scam is being pulled, mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}