{"id":3128,"date":"2005-02-07T19:29:52","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T03:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/07\/would-you-survive-a-horror-movie\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T09:06:53","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T17:06:53","slug":"would-you-survive-a-horror-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/07\/would-you-survive-a-horror-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you survive a horror movie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:9007,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/shes-crafty.net\\\/quizzes\\\/horror.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20210125044443\\\/http:\\\/\\\/shes-crafty.net\\\/quizzes\\\/horror.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 16:40:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 16:40:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:9008,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/shes-crafty.net&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20240812155845\\\/https:\\\/\\\/shes-crafty.net\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 16:40:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 16:40:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shes-crafty.net\/quizzes\/horror.html\" title=\"Would you survive a horror movie?\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2005\/02\/graphics\/_images_alive.jpg\" height=\"160\" width=\"274\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" alt=\"You are so ALIVE\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You&#8217;re an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You&#8217;re level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you&#8217;re not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don&#8217;t get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn&#8217;t be driving stakes through his heart!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/shes-crafty.net\/quizzes\/horror.html\" title=\"Would you survive a horror movie?\">Would you survive a horror movie?<\/a> Find out @ <a href=\"http:\/\/shes-crafty.net\">She&#8217;s Crafty<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You&#8217;re an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[23,6,39],"class_list":["post-3128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-film","tag-humor","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}