{"id":3137,"date":"2005-02-11T09:31:36","date_gmt":"2005-02-11T17:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/11\/captains-blog-stardate-477512\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T09:08:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T17:08:30","slug":"captains-blog-stardate-477512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/11\/captains-blog-stardate-477512\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain&#8217;s Blog, Stardate 47751.2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8985,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geekculture.com\\\/joyoftech&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260216122432\\\/http:\\\/\\\/geekculture.com\\\/joyoftech\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 16:10:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-03 22:35:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-03 22:35:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8986,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geekculture.com\\\/joyoftech\\\/joyarchives\\\/649.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Today&#8217;s comic from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekculture.com\/joyoftech\/\" title=\"The Joy of Tech\">Joy of Tech<\/a> is a must-see.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Admiral Nechayev is such a bitch! How come she gets to be an Admiral and I don&#8217;t? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekculture.com\/joyoftech\/joyarchives\/649.html\" title=\"The Joy of Tech: Captain's Blog\">Is it because I was a Borg? It&#8217;s not fair!!!<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s comic from Joy of Tech is a must-see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2040,2043,2047],"tags":[460,6,4097,1767,599],"class_list":["post-3137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-personal","category-star-trek","tag-15-minutes-of-fame","tag-humor","tag-star-trek","tag-tng","tag-weblogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}