{"id":3141,"date":"2005-02-14T13:46:12","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T21:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/14\/on-valentines-day\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T09:08:58","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T17:08:58","slug":"on-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/14\/on-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"On Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8974,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.zefrank.com\\\/valentine&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8975,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.swirlee.org\\\/2005\\\/02\\\/14\\\/the-relationship-apocalypse&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.swirlee.org\\\/2005\\\/02\\\/14\\\/the-relationship-apocalypse&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Valentine&#8217;s Day is like the opposite of Christmas. On Christmas we go to bed looking forward to exchanging gifts with the people we love. On Valentine&#8217;s Day we exchange gifts hoping to go to bed with the people we love.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zefrank.com\/valentine\/\" title=\"on valentine's day\">Zefrank<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swirlee.org\/2005\/02\/14\/the-relationship-apocalypse\/\" title=\"Swirlee: The Relationship Apocalypse\">Swirlee<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day is like the opposite of Christmas. On Christmas we go to bed looking forward to exchanging gifts with the people we love. On Valentine&#8217;s Day we exchange gifts hoping to go to bed with the people we love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-3141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}