{"id":3148,"date":"2005-02-16T07:16:25","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T15:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/16\/cuff-em-on-eat-em-off\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T09:15:02","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T17:15:02","slug":"cuff-em-on-eat-em-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/16\/cuff-em-on-eat-em-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuff &#8217;em on! Eat &#8217;em off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8957,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/4902722&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260310155732\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/4902722&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/4902722&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 14:59:14&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 14:59:14&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8822,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Oh, so you think the fuzzy handcuffs your sweetie gave you for Valentine&#8217;s Day are cool, huh? Kind of funny, maybe something to add a little &#8220;spice&#8221; to your sex life if you get the nerve?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s <em>nothin&#8217;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Check out what <em>I<\/em> got from Prairie for Valentine&#8217;s Day this year&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&lt;<\/p>\n<p>p align=&#8221;center&#8221;><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/djwudi\/4902722\/\" title=\"Gummy Handcuffs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/3\/4902722_9d6f84933e.jpg\" alt=\"Gummy Handcuffs\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t these <em>hilarious<\/em>? I cracked up when Prairie gave them to me this weekend. Gummy Handcuffs!<\/p>\n<p>I think my favorite part, though &#8212; especially given that these are really marketed more towards kids &#8212; is the &#8220;Cuff &#8217;em on! <em>Eat &#8217;em off!<\/em>&#8221; bit on the packaging. That&#8217;s a bit more innuendo than I&#8217;m used to seeing on kid&#8217;s candy packaging!<\/p>\n<p>Too damn funny.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000002&amp;subid=0&amp;type=4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" alt=\"iTunes\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\"><\/a> \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DTones on Tail%2526albumTerm=Night Music%2526songTerm=Burning Skies%26partnerId%3D30\">Burning Skies<\/a>\u201d by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DTones on Tail%26partnerId%3D30\">Tones on Tail<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DTones on Tail%2526albumTerm=Night Music%26partnerId%3D30\">Night Music<\/a><\/em> (1991, 6:16).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, so you think the fuzzy handcuffs your sweetie gave you for Valentine&#8217;s Day are cool, huh? Kind of funny, maybe something to add a little &#8216;spice&#8217; to your sex life if you get the nerve? That&#8217;s nothin&#8217;. Check out what I got from Prairie for Valentine&#8217;s Day this year&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,13],"class_list":["post-3148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}