{"id":3170,"date":"2005-02-25T07:15:31","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T15:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/25\/etch-a-sketch-tech-support\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T09:28:34","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T17:28:34","slug":"etch-a-sketch-tech-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/02\/25\/etch-a-sketch-tech-support\/","title":{"rendered":"Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support!<\/p>\n<p>Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch<\/p>\n<p>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.<br>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.<br>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?<br>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.<br>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?<br>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work?<br>\nA: Stop shaking it.<\/p>\n<p>(from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petting-zoo.net\/~deadbeef\/archive\/\" title=\"0xDEADBEEF\">OxDEADBEEF archives<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/39920\" title=\"MeFi: Metafilterfilterfilter\">MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}