{"id":318,"date":"2002-01-16T19:27:42","date_gmt":"2002-01-17T03:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/01\/16\/too-weird-to-be-fake\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T13:57:37","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T21:57:37","slug":"too-weird-to-be-fake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/01\/16\/too-weird-to-be-fake\/","title":{"rendered":"Too weird to be fake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now here&#8217;s a headline that I don&#8217;t think I could have made up if I tried &#8212; &#8216;Jesus Charged With Bail Jumping, Intimidating Witness&#8217;!<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSo much of this article can be so fun when taken out of context, too. All of the following are actual quotes from the article:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Jesus bear-hugged his live-in girlfriend and wrestled her to the floor.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Jesus was released on a signature bond and ordered not to harass the woman.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;There [the woman] admitted she was &#8216;extremely afraid&#8217; of Jesus and followed his orders because she feared for her safety and that of her children&#8230;.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now here&#8217;s a headline that I don&#8217;t think I could have made up if I tried: &#8216;Jesus Charged With Bail Jumping, Intimidating Witness!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}