{"id":3244,"date":"2005-04-03T04:22:53","date_gmt":"2005-04-03T11:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/04\/03\/slut\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T11:05:55","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T19:05:55","slug":"slut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/04\/03\/slut\/","title":{"rendered":"Slut!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8564,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/gracesine\\\/20460.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8565,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com\\\/tests\\\/take?testid=15915361276329353042&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20080613075829\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com:80\\\/tests\\\/take?testid=15915361276329353042&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 12:15:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-02 21:06:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-02 21:06:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I picked up a cute test from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/gracesine\/20460.html\" title=\"gracesine: Honestly, is anyone really surprised about this?\">Melissa<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=15915361276329353042\" title=\"OKCupid: The Ethical Slut Test\">The Ethical Slut Test<\/a> (yes, it&#8217;s yet another of those LiveJournal quiz memes&#8230;deal with it!).<\/p>\n<p>My results (without the huge photo):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>True Ethical Slut<\/strong><br \/>\n  Whoa! You scored 31 Sluttiness Points and 17 Ethics Points! Interesting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  Doesn\u2019t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner\u2019s desires. You even use your turn signals. You\u2019re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.<\/p>\n<p>  Compared to other people <em>your age and gender<\/em>:<br \/>\n  You scored higher than <strong>71%<\/strong> on <strong>Sluttiness<\/strong><br \/>\n  You scored higher than <strong>52%<\/strong> on <strong>Ethics<\/strong>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can cope with that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FsongTerm=Nothing Compares 2 U%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Nothing Compares 2 U' on the iTMS\">Nothing Compares 2 U<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DPrince and the New Power Generation%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Prince and the New Power Generation on the iTMS\">Prince and the New Power Generation<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FalbumTerm=Hits\/The B-Sides, The%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Hits\/The B-Sides, The on the iTMS\">Hits\/The B-Sides, The<\/a><\/em> (1992, 4:58).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doesn\u2019t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner\u2019s desires. You even use your turn signals. You\u2019re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-3244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}