{"id":3267,"date":"2005-04-13T19:43:35","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T02:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/04\/13\/rush-job\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T12:02:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T20:02:37","slug":"rush-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/04\/13\/rush-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Rush Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8461,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/atrios.blogspot.com\\\/2005_04_10_atrios_archive.html#111341187213523633&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20070625073920\\\/http:\\\/\\\/atrios.blogspot.com\\\/2005_04_10_atrios_archive.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 10:29:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16 09:20:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-03 08:15:20&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-07 16:41:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-07 16:41:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8462,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/politics\\\/media\\\/rush-gives-too-much-credit-to-clinton-039792.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060214135819\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.wonkette.com\\\/politics\\\/media\\\/rush-gives-too-much-credit-to-clinton-039792.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 10:29:41&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16 09:20:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-27 23:11:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-06 01:10:47&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-06 01:10:47&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8463,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DCaia%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Rush Limbaugh yesterday, via <a href=\"http:\/\/atrios.blogspot.com\/2005_04_10_atrios_archive.html#111341187213523633\" title=\"Eschaton:  Blow Jobs\">Atrios<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  LIMBAUGH: When does he start up this stupid little network? August? Yip yip yip yahoo. You know what Gore said about this? It&#8217;s going to be liberal. It&#8217;s going to reflect the point of view of young people.<\/p>\n<p>  What the hell is that, Al? What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that&#8217;s what they&#8217;re doing out there. They&#8217;re out there getting oral sex all day long, that&#8217;s what they&#8217;re talking about. That&#8217;s the point of view they can&#8217;t wait that your boss,<\/p>\n<p>  Al made sure that&#8217;s become the number one sport in high school today. So, I guess you&#8217;re going to have a BJ network out there, Al, is that what you&#8217;re going to do? You&#8217;re going to call your network the oral sex channel out there, start competing with MTV?<\/p>\n<p>  No, it&#8217;s not going to have any of this stuff out there, folks, it&#8217;s going to be talking about liberalism, no, no, no, that&#8217;s not what we&#8217;re about. Classic cannot even admit who he is.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Anyone wanna bet on whether he gets slapped with a fine for violating broadcast decency standards&#8230;or for that matter, English grammar standards [oh, if <em>only<\/em> we could fine people for <em>that<\/em> particular infraction&#8230;{but then, I&#8217;d probably get busted for run-on sentences and needlessly nested paranthetical remarks (like this)}]? No? Yeah, me neither.)<\/p>\n<p>Rush later (today?), via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/politics\/media\/rush-gives-too-much-credit-to-clinton-039792.php\" title=\"Wonkette: Rush Gives Too Much Credit to Clinton\">Wonkette<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I am going to apologize not for saying what I said, but I&#8217;m going to apologize if it offended anybody. I never apologize for what I say, but if some of you were offended by a graphic term involving actions committed by BILL CLINTON and MONICA LEWINSKY that have now spread to AMERICA&#8217;s high schools, I apologize. I meant to say &#8216;oral sex&#8217; throughout, but the guttural term escaped my pouty lips in a moment of pure, unbridled passion. The staff was so stunned and so scared today they didn&#8217;t dare hit the delete button, the deedle button, and so it got out there&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Because, apparently, no teenager ever hit upon the idea of getting or giving a blowjob until Clinton introduced the idea to the world.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FsongTerm=Heavy Weather%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Heavy Weather' on the iTMS\">Heavy Weather<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DCaia%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Caia on the iTMS\">Caia<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FalbumTerm=Isola D'Amore%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Isola D'Amore on the iTMS\">Isola D&#8217;Amore<\/a><\/em> (2003, 5:06).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because, apparently, no teenager ever hit upon the idea of getting or giving a blowjob until Clinton introduced the idea to the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-3267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}