{"id":3302,"date":"2005-05-05T08:04:32","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T15:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/05\/happy-birthday-royce\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T14:39:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T22:39:50","slug":"happy-birthday-royce-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/05\/happy-birthday-royce-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Royce!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alaska.net\/~royce\/\" title=\"Royce Williams' Home Page\">Royce<\/a>, whom I&#8217;ve known since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/royce\/10355795\/\" title=\"Cindy, Woody, Royce and robots\">fourth grade<\/a>, turns 32. All these years and I&#8217;m <em>still<\/em> two days older! ;)<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday!<\/p>\n<p>(The best birthday card I ever found was one I gave to Royce a long time ago. On the front was a picture of a man&#8217;s hand holding a hamster. On the inside, the card read, &#8220;Have a happy birthday or the hamster goes squish.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FsongTerm=Come Fly With Me%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Come Fly With Me' on the iTMS\">Come Fly With Me<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DSheep on Drugs%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Sheep on Drugs on the iTMS\">Sheep on Drugs<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FalbumTerm=One for the Money%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for One for the Money on the iTMS\">One for the Money<\/a><\/em> (1997, 3:02).<span hidden class=\"__iawmlf-post-loop-links\" data-iawmlf-links=\"[{&quot;id&quot;:3014,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.alaska.net\\\/~royce&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5966,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/royce\\\/10355795&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/royce\\\/10355795&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY\\u0026offerid=78941.10000170\\u0026type=4\\u0026subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today Royce, whom I&#8217;ve known since fourth grade, turns 32. 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