{"id":3314,"date":"2005-05-09T10:00:37","date_gmt":"2005-05-09T17:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/09\/clutter\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T14:46:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T22:46:44","slug":"clutter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/09\/clutter\/","title":{"rendered":"Clutter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, granted, I&#8217;m not the world&#8217;s greatest housekeeper. I come from a proud packrat heritage, in a family household where no flat surface will remain unused for more than a few hours.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;nothing I or my family has ever managed to come up with even comes close to comparing to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomthink.net\/misc\/ebay\/\" title=\"Crazy eBay Mom\">this house<\/a>. Amazing&#8230;and a little disturbing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But&#8230;nothing I or my family has ever managed to come up with even comes close to comparing to this house. Amazing&#8230;and a little disturbing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}