{"id":3340,"date":"2005-05-24T20:28:09","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T03:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/24\/writing-assignment\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T15:00:40","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T23:00:40","slug":"writing-assignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/24\/writing-assignment\/","title":{"rendered":"Writing Assignment"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8177,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/neverhood.net\\\/blog\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/24\\\/sometimes-its-the-simple-things&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/neverhood.net\\\/blog\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/24\\\/sometimes-its-the-simple-things&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>(I actually think this is an old joke that I&#8217;ve heard before, but it got a good laugh out of me today when <a href=\"http:\/\/neverhood.net\/blog\/2005\/05\/24\/sometimes-its-the-simple-things\/\" title=\"neverhood.net: Sometimes it's the simple things...\">Thom posted it<\/a>&#8230;)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  A college class was told to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must contain the following three subject areas:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Religion<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Sexuality<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Mystery<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n    Good God, I\u2019m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.\n  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FsongTerm=Enjoy the Silence%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Enjoy the Silence' on the iTMS\">Enjoy the Silence<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DAmos, Tori%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Amos, Tori on the iTMS\">Amos, Tori<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FalbumTerm=Strange Little Girls%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Strange Little Girls on the iTMS\">Strange Little Girls<\/a><\/em> (2001, 4:10).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually think this is an old joke that I&#8217;ve heard before, but it got a good laugh out of me today when Thom posted it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}