{"id":3351,"date":"2005-05-31T00:38:08","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T07:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/30\/blade-trinity\/"},"modified":"2019-12-13T15:03:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T23:03:39","slug":"blade-trinity-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/05\/31\/blade-trinity-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Blade: Trinity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got finished watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B0007V6ITE\/djwudicom-20\" title=\"Amazon: Blade: Trinity\">Blade: Trinity<\/a>. While I&#8217;m certainly not going to make any claims about it being a <em>good<\/em> movie, it ended up being <em>far<\/em> more entertaining than I expected it to be (and probably more than it had any real right to be).<\/p>\n<p>I can chalk this up to two simple things:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000205\/\" title=\"IMDB: Parker Posey\">Parker Posey<\/a> as a vampire. Parker&#8217;s long been one of my favorite actresses, inevitably taking oddball roles in quirky movies and absolutely going to town with them. She&#8217;s always a joy to watch, and this was certainly no exception.\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2005\/05\/graphics\/parkerposey.jpg\" height=\"206\" width=\"449\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" alt=\"Parker Posey\" \/><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>&#8216;Pac-Man&#8217;, the vampire pomeranian. Hands-down, one of the most bizarrely funny things I&#8217;d seen in a long time.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2005\/05\/graphics\/pomeranian.jpg\" height=\"206\" width=\"449\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" alt=\"Vampire Pomeranian\" \/><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>From here on out, I think every movie should have a vampire pom in it. I don&#8217;t really care if it makes sense, or fits into the film at all. I just want more vampire pomeranians in my movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got finished watching Blade: Trinity. While I&#8217;m certainly not going to make any claims about it being a _good_ movie, it ended up being _far_ more entertaining than I expected it to be (and probably more than it had any real right to be).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2037],"tags":[1115,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}