{"id":3357,"date":"2005-06-03T20:08:49","date_gmt":"2005-06-04T03:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/06\/03\/in-search-of-a-sugar-daddy\/"},"modified":"2019-12-16T13:53:57","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T21:53:57","slug":"in-search-of-a-sugar-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/06\/03\/in-search-of-a-sugar-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"In Search of a Sugar Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8134,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/en.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/Heart_of_gold&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20251002025436\\\/https:\\\/\\\/en.wikipedia.org\\\/wiki\\\/Heart_of_Gold&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 04:44:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-11 05:09:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16 17:45:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16 17:45:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Y&#8217;know, all I need right now is for some kind wealthy benefactor to drop about six grand in my bank account. That would essentially cover my income through the end of August, allowing me to quit my job and spend the summer working on my writing and photography, apartment hunting for the upcoming move, and investigating grants and loans for my eventual return to school.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that&#8217;s not exactly likely. Possible sure&#8230;but improbable enough that as I don&#8217;t have easy access to the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heart_of_gold\" title=\"Wikipedia: Heart of Gold\">Heart of Gold<\/a>, I don&#8217;t expect it&#8217;ll happen.<\/p>\n<p>Pity, that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FsongTerm=Talk on Censorship\/Letter to Tipper Gore%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Talk on Censorship\/Letter to Tipper Gore' on the iTMS\">Talk on Censorship\/Letter to Tipper Gore<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBiafra, Jello%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for Biafra, Jello on the iTMS\">Biafra, Jello<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FalbumTerm=No More Cocoons%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for No More Cocoons on the iTMS\">No More Cocoons<\/a><\/em> (1987, 26:04).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;know, all I need right now is for some kind wealthy benefactor to drop about six grand in my bank account. Of course, that&#8217;s not exactly likely. Possible sure&#8230;but improbable enough that as I don&#8217;t have easy access to the Heart of Gold, I don&#8217;t expect it&#8217;ll happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-3357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}