{"id":3393,"date":"2005-06-22T13:29:57","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T20:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/06\/22\/another-bad-headline\/"},"modified":"2019-12-16T16:06:07","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T00:06:07","slug":"another-bad-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/06\/22\/another-bad-headline\/","title":{"rendered":"Another bad headline"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:8043,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/abclocal.go.com\\\/wpvi\\\/news\\\/06222005_bb_bearmeat.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8044,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.sexuality.org\\\/l\\\/lesbigay\\\/bearcode.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:8045,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.sexuality.org\\\/l\\\/sex\\\/glorhfaq.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Best headline of the day award:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/wpvi\/news\/06222005_bb_bearmeat.html\" title=\"No More Bear Meat in Glory Hole\">No More Bear Meat in Glory Hole<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It probably says more about my own sick, twisted little mind immediately going for the worst possible interpretation, but my first parsing of this was that it was no longer permissible for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexuality.org\/l\/lesbigay\/bearcode.html\" title=\"Classification Code for Bears\">large, hirsuite gay men<\/a> to receive <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexuality.org\/l\/sex\/glorhfaq.html\" title=\"Glory Holes FAQ\">anonymous blowjobs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <em>actually<\/em> about a Juneau, Alaska homeless shelter &#8212; named, for some unfortunate reason, the Glory Hole &#8212; which just realized that it&#8217;s illegal for them to serve donated game meat, including bear.<\/p>\n<p>Gave me a good laugh, though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DDepeche Mode%2526albumTerm=Walking In My Shoes%2526songTerm=Walking In My Shoes (Random Carpet)%26 partnerId%3D30\">Walking In My Shoes (Random Carpet)<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1= itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DDepeche Mode%26partnerId%3D30\">Depeche Mode<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DDepeche Mode%2526albumTerm=Walking In My Shoes%26partnerId%3D30\">Walking In My Shoes<\/a><\/em> (1993, 6:10).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s _actually_ about a Juneau, Alaska homeless shelter which just realized that it&#8217;s illegal for them to serve donated game meat, including bear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}