{"id":3422,"date":"2005-07-13T14:42:17","date_gmt":"2005-07-13T21:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/07\/13\/word-of-the-day-prostitots\/"},"modified":"2019-12-17T07:46:40","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T15:46:40","slug":"word-of-the-day-prostitots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/07\/13\/word-of-the-day-prostitots\/","title":{"rendered":"Word of the Day: Prostitots"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7945,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/som_pos\\\/1213444.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7946,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/som_pos\\\/1213444.html?thread=22344196#t22344196&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/som-pos.livejournal.com\\\/1213444.html?thread=22344196&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7947,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/community\\\/som_pos&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7948,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.somethingpositive.net\\\/sp07112005.shtml&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20191227201033\\\/https:\\\/\\\/somethingpositive.net\\\/sp07112005.shtml&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 03:09:26&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-10 03:09:26&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Today&#8217;s word of the day:<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/som_pos\/1213444.html\" title=\"Something Postive: Prostitots\">Prostitots<\/a><\/strong> (<em>syn<\/em>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/som_pos\/1213444.html?thread=22344196#t22344196\" title=\"Something Positive: Kinderwhores\">kinderwhores<\/a>): &#8220;It&#8217;s a term my friends &amp; I use for the jail bait young twits who walk around in outfits that prostitutes wouldn&#8217;t pull tricks in&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Found in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/som_pos\/\" title=\"LJ: Something Positive\">Something Positive LiveJournal community<\/a>, inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingpositive.net\/sp07112005.shtml\" title=\"Something Positive Archive\">this S*P strip<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DChemical Brothers, The%2526albumTerm=Surrender%2526songTerm=Hey Boy Hey Girl%26 partnerId%3D30\">Hey Boy Hey Girl<\/a>&#8221; 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