{"id":3436,"date":"2005-07-25T18:57:47","date_gmt":"2005-07-26T01:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/07\/25\/bad-timing\/"},"modified":"2019-12-17T10:47:51","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T18:47:51","slug":"bad-timing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/07\/25\/bad-timing\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Timing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a guy who works in the mailroom just down the hall from me who greets me every time he sees me by calling my name out in kind of a sing-song fashion &#8212; &#8220;<em>Mi<\/em>-chael&#8230;!&#8221; It&#8217;s a little odd, but not really a big deal.<\/p>\n<p>Unless he does it as he enters the restroom, while I&#8217;m standing at the urinal. Suddenly, my name is echoing from tile wall to tile wall, and, well, as delicately as I can put it, all bodily functions immediately cease. That&#8217;s just not a good time to be startled.<\/p>\n<p>Shmoe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a guy who works in the mailroom just down the hall from me who greets me every time he sees me by calling my name out in kind of a sing-song fashion &#8212; &#8220;_Mi_-chael&#8230;!&#8221; It&#8217;s a little odd, but not really a big deal. Unless he does it when he enters the restroom&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,13],"class_list":["post-3436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}