{"id":352,"date":"2002-02-18T13:21:20","date_gmt":"2002-02-18T21:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/02\/18\/you-suck\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T14:43:45","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T22:43:45","slug":"you-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/02\/18\/you-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"You suck."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16543,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/cgi.fark.com\\\/cgi\\\/fark\\\/users.pl?login=Hiro_Protagonist&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/cgi.fark.com\\\/cgi\\\/fark\\\/users.pl?login=Hiro_Protagonist&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:16544,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/cgi.fark.com\\\/cgi\\\/fark\\\/comments.pl?IDLink=118555&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/cgi.fark.com\\\/cgi\\\/fark\\\/comments.pl?IDLink=118555&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I put your post into Babelfish&#8217;s Elitist-to-English translator, and all I came back with was: &#8216;You suck.&#8217;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.fark.com\/cgi\/fark\/users.pl?login=Hiro_Protagonist\" title=\"Hiro_Protagonist's FARK profile\">Hiro_Protagonist<\/a>, in the midst of a <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.fark.com\/cgi\/fark\/comments.pl?IDLink=118555\" title=\"FARK.com comments thingee\">debate about body piercing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I put your post into Babelfish&#8217;s Elitist-to-English translator, and all I came back with was: &#8216;You suck.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}