{"id":3525,"date":"2005-10-04T20:56:46","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T03:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/10\/04\/another-cheaper-by-the-dozen\/"},"modified":"2022-03-07T09:50:17","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T17:50:17","slug":"another-cheaper-by-the-dozen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/10\/04\/another-cheaper-by-the-dozen\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Cheaper by the Dozen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' 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23:14:59&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-17 04:43:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 10:03:20&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 04:19:53&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21 01:04:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21 01:04:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7587,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/tags\\\/bikini&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260310004647\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/tags\\\/bikini&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/tags\\\/bikini&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-17 04:43:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 10:03:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 04:19:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21 01:04:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21 01:04:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/cheaper_by_the.html\" title=\"Eclecticism: Cheaper by the Dozen\">ranted a while ago<\/a> about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=B0001EFTH4%2526tag=djwudicom-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0001EFTH4%25253FSubscriptionId=02ZH6J1W0649DTNS6002\" title=\"Shawn Levy: Cheaper by the Dozen\">Cheaper by the Dozen<\/a> film, a bastardization of one of my childhood favorite <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=djwudicom-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=006008460X%2526tag=djwudicom-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/006008460X%25253FSubscriptionId=02ZH6J1W0649DTNS6002\" title=\"Frank B. Gilbreth, Ernestine Gilbreth Carey: Cheaper by the Dozen (Perennial Classics)\">books<\/a>, vowing not to see the results.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time for another vow &#8212; this time, sadly, for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/cheaperbythedozen2\/\" title=\"Apple - Trailers - Cheaper by the Dozen 2\">Cheaper by the Dozen 2<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Never, never, never. The <em>only<\/em> even <em>vaguely<\/em> interesting pieces of the trailer were two quarter-second long shots of girls in bikinis&#8230;and since if I ever feel the need to see that I can do a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/tags\/bikini\" title=\"Flickr: Photos tagged with bikini\">quick Flickr search<\/a>, that takes care of that.<\/p>\n<p>Would someone please just forcibly retire Steve Martin and put us all out of our misery?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would someone please just forcibly retire Steve Martin and put us all out of our misery?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2036,2037],"tags":[3578,23],"class_list":["post-3525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-tv-and-films","tag-cheaper-by-the-dozen","tag-film"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}