{"id":354,"date":"2002-02-18T18:12:17","date_gmt":"2002-02-19T02:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/02\/18\/britney-spears\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T14:44:25","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T22:44:25","slug":"britney-spears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/02\/18\/britney-spears\/","title":{"rendered":"Britney Spears"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  [Britney Spears] is progressively wearing less and less at an alarming rate. It won&#8217;t be long until she&#8217;s dancing around bare ass nude at Arena football halftime shows while dousing her naked gyrating body in Pepsi.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Brian Lawrence, discussing the new Britney Spears movie on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hometheaterforum.com\/htforum\/showthread.php?postid=451947#post451947\" title=\"Home Theater Forum: John Q tops Britney\">HTF<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Britney Spears] is progressively wearing less and less at an alarming rate. It won&#8217;t be long until she&#8217;s dancing around bare ass nude at Arena football halftime shows while dousing her naked gyrating body in Pepsi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2035],"tags":[2069,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}